Ode to George Carlin: Menage a Trois by dpell251, journal
Ode to George Carlin: Menage a Trois
1. People who bring their babies or toddlers to the movie theatre, despite knowing how goddamn loud the movies are for these twerps. As a result, my movie experience is now fucked over when their diaper-monger starts screaming at the top of its lungs because of the fucking noise or they shit themselves. Even worse are the morons who let their little brats run back and forth, throw shit at the people in front of them, kick the fucking seats, and never shut the fuck up while the film is playing. It's at this point where I contemplate finding a spare roll film, using it to strangle those bastards and hide their bodies in the snack bar.
2. SJWs
George Carlin had the right idea. by dpell251, journal
George Carlin had the right idea.
Everyone who is sick and tired of watching human intellect, language, insight, and humor being dumbed down, filtered or censored because it might "offend" someone, this is something that you need to hear. Good ol' George saw it coming, and now we're taking up his mantle in the fight against the growing threat that is PC culture.
People Who Ought to be Killed: Redux by dpell251, journal
People Who Ought to be Killed: Redux
This little rant is inspired by the late and great George Carlin (1937-2008). He had an incredible knack for destroying idiots, and his diatribes against political correctness, religion, and stupidity are something to behold. Hell, if he were alive today, he would have a goddamn field day with SJWs, safe spaces, and micro-aggressions that are poisoning college campuses. He'd have no problem going after Islam or its stupid apologists either. So, as a tribute, I'm going to add my own list of people who do the most stupid, petty, and just outright disgusting things and should be killed for the betterment of mankind.
1. Anyone who holds up a lin
Thanks for adding my Hitler Stamp to your gallery. There are more stamps with GC quotes in my George Carlin tribute folder in my gallery. I may eventually add more, as well C: Thanks again~